Dr. Pickle

PHOTOGRAPHER'S JOURNAL: 

Heavy Metal

"Paging Dr. Pickle!" 

Your pickling vat no longer o'erfloweth,

Spent pickle liquor no longer cascades to the sea,

No sulfuric plumes fill the air,

And your pickling sludge has almost ceased to leach.

Smut is outsourced now;

Even Green Larry has moved away.